Thursday, February 26, 2009

It is official. My friends and I have decided to do a 5K run on May first. This would make me a Runner. Like any good runner, I have a training program. I designed it all by myself. It goes something like this:
  1. Get up in the morning. Before I do anything else—take my Eltroxin, drink coffee, whatever—I put on sweatpants, the Uniboober bra, a t-shirt and running shoes.
  2. Actually, the above is not entirely correct. The very first thing I do is to brush my teeth. I cannot do anything in the morning until I have brushed my teeth. If I were to wake up one night and find my house burning down around me, I am pretty sure I would make a mad dash to the bathroom to clean the pearly whites before I got around to escaping the house.
  3. Drink coffee and eat a banana.
  4. Prepare my food for the day
  5. Spend an hour putzing around: reading one of the fifty books I have lying about; surfing the net; doing household chores which I normally hate doing—but if they get me out of exercise, sababa! and many other random time-wasters.
  6. Look at the time. My! Is it that time already?
  7. I have no time to go running now!
  8. I have to go to work!
  9. What a shame!
  10. Take off the running gear, shower, get ready for work, and go.

Call me a pessimist if you will, but I suspect that this may not be the most effective training plan out there.


Rafi G. said...

so where is the 5k run?
good luck!
soon you will be bale to do those iron man comps!

Safranit said...

I think you are insane, but take a look at this:

SquarePeg613 said...

You are so funny! I really like your blog. :-)

RivkA with a capital A said...


Sounds like my excersize program... but yours is more serious!!

Sarah said...

Slacker girl, you will pay for your laziness in 2 months. Maybe it will be a lesson to stop procrastinating or find a new time to run...:P

The One Who Plans to Kick Your Ass at the 5k ;)